Friday, 12 July 2013

Daft Spunk

Earlier this week NME announced Daft Punk have released their own brand of 'Get Lucky' condoms (following in the footsteps of JLS).

This got me thinking about what other musicians could release their own b(r)and name contraceptives, resulting in the following list.

  1. Aphex Twin - Rubber Johnny
  2. P!nk - Just Like a Pill
  3. (An artist that could also collaborate with boy band Blue to create a pregnancy test kit perhaps? For when the JLS condoms, much like the band, split. Boom. Bet you've never heard that joke before).

  4. Manic Street Preachers - Little Baby Nothing
  5. The song that spawned a thousand chat room and forum names. A soundtrack also for the termination of spawn.

  6. Limp Bizkit - Nookie
  7. PiL - Rise
  8. John Lydon should retire from buttering us up and move on to Viagra.

  9. Yazz - The Only Way is Up
  10. Mel C - Goin' Down
  11. Mel C. Melanie Chisholm. Melon-y Jism.

    (I nicked that joke but can't remember where from. If it was you: thanks).

  12. Pearl Jam.
  13. No further comment.

  14. Massive Attack - Protection
  15. Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
  16. Except not wearing a 'hat' isn't very safe, is it?