I noticed this advert pasted up at a bus stop I pass on my way to work every morning.
I'm amazed in the overtly PC bubble of Brighton this advert is allowed to remain in place! I was under the impression the phrase 'man up' had joined 'spastic', 'retard' and colour-co-ordinated toys for children under Things We Don't Say or Do Anymore.
Here's the thing though. Men are generally the stronger sex. It's not non-feminist of me to say that. Men get the athletic strength and muscle to compete against other males for women (yes I'm being gender-normative); women get higher tolerance of pain which is why we do childbirth. The higher levels of testosterone in males also contribute to a greater muscle mass. Men are recommended a calorific intake of 2,500, women 2,000.
But to compensate, we get to out-live you.
But anyway. This 'MAN UP' thing is clearly a challenge. It's to get you talking about KFC, and hey look, it's working.
It follows in the footsteps of Yorkie:
(Although they do include the self-deprecating additive on the packet, "As thick as you like them...")
Not forgetting Iceland's Hungry Man range:
(By the way, if any of the brands mentioned here want to send me food in exchange for the free promo, please do not hesitate to get in touch).
The damaging effect this attempt to antagonise by playing on stereotypes can have on female body image is probably what pisses me off the most.
If you're a woman, it's not considered feminine to show signs of hunger. I hardly ever see women tucking into baguettes or burgers with spilling fillings while walking around like male builders for example might. When I do see a woman tucking into a MAN-SIZE chocolate bar in public I want to high-five her.
Instead we get adverts for fucking yoghurt and Special K and the occasional slender brunette coyly nibbling a tiny square of Dairy Milk.
A Japanese fast-food chain came up with the idea of a mask women could enjoy burgers behind.
When I first read about that I thought, "Seriously? We have to hide our meaty enjoyment?" (quiet in the back there) and then that immediately morphed into the admittance that I would totally buy into that. I dislike eating things larger than bite-sized slivers of sushi in public now ever since an ex gleefully mocked my saliva strings when eating sandwiches. When I mentioned this to a female friend she confided she too has problems ever since she was mocked one time for onion breath.
The article cheerfully concludes:
"Don't be ashamed, women of Japan, with or without mask, women or men, the only way to eat a burger is with a wide open mouth and juice running down your face."
Not so conceivable when you're a painted lady! Being an aging singleton, I wear a metric fuck-tonne of make up everywhere now and the clean up mission to remove burger sauce from the chin would require many tools and much patience.
But I appreciate the sentiment. Women should be encouraged to enjoy food of all types. As well as adverts depicting ladies daintily nibbling on cereal bars, it should be okay to show women tucking into steaks. Because for heaven's sake, WE GET HUNGRY TOO. We need food to fuel the multi-tasking and the child-rearing and as payback for doing 300 squats to obtain an arse that can crack walnuts. Which we will then also eat.
And guys, please be careful what you say to us when we're eating. "Faaakin' hell, that didn't touch the sides love did it?!" - that kind of comment will be brushed off easily by some women and good for you - I envy you, I really do - but by others who have allowed themselves to be affected by years of media-based invitations to compare their body shapes to others...well, it sticks.