- Having to explain to Lahndahn friends what a 'Sloane Ranger' is.
- What schoolgirls wear these days.
- Discovering there's a club that starts at 3am.
- Miley Cyrus.
- When everyone gets emoji updates before I do.
- Still calling DBS checks CRB checks.
- Innovation wonderment.
Overhearing somebody say Yuck provided the soundtrack to their youth.
Boy howdy. I was 26 first time I saw them live, I think. First band in Brighton I saw live, actually, although it might've been the Vaselines. I was so excited that bands I'd actually heard of were playing in this new town I went to see them all before my back decided it had had enough. Nowadays it's like "Would you like a free ticket to the Zombies?" and I'm like "meh no thanks".
Soundtrack to my youth - well, teen years - was The Smiths, The Manics, Jeff Buckley, Fiona Apple, Hole, Smashing Pumpkins...no doubt this is all making someone else feel like a grandparent and I'm GLAD. I'm pleased I could pass that annoying feeling on. Enjoy.
C'mon guys. Stop pretending you're younger than you are.
A contentious issue, I'm fully aware. In myyyy day, skirts had to be knee-length. Hair had to be tied back. Nowadays I see girls in skirts that barely cover their fannies (the ones who haven't shaken off their puppy fat clearly uncomfortable in too-tight waistbands it takes to achieve a shorter length), long tresses flowing behind them.
I often also wonder if they look forward to a time when they leave school and realise they needn't wear as much make up as all that anymore.
No-one even pays attention anymore, but srsly. Wth.
I know neither how to make one appear or where other people get their seemingly endless supply of pertinent reaction ones.
Even though my stupid phone supposedly automatically does updates every time it connects to my Wi-Fi. (Yes I know there's a way I could probably turn that off but busy bloggin' mmm'kay).
"Did you mean...?"
"You know what I fuckin' meant."
Inspired by this Questionable Content strip while I was browsing some tryna figure out where the hell I'd got up to.
I get bugged out by new discoveries, new inventions, the speed at which information is disseminated, how much of all this I'm going to miss out on when my body packs in. Or will I live on somehow in a better cyborg body? I get frustrated that I'm no good at this stuff because I want to help researchers. I guess I'll just write about my awe instead like some kind of flailing 21st C Keats. Ode on a contraceptive implant. Sonnet on Google Translate.
Sometimes I just freeze with my mouse pointer hovering above the Spotify search box, considering the vast array of music at my fingertips. How do you pick one artist out of all those? Sometimes it's easier to keel under the pressure and close it rather than make that weighty decision. And continue humming this which has been stuck in my head for weeks. Ahhh, yes. Comfortable, numbing familiarity.
(And don't get me started on YouTube).